There's no weirder feeling for a guy than waiting for the doctor with your pants off. The following are some of the things I hope my doctor will never say to me in that situation.
"Just put this rose in your mouth, and I'll be back in a minute"
"Why don't you put this sphigmomenometer on and show me how you dance"
"I'll check yours if you check mine"
"It looks a little chapped, have you been masterbating a lot lately"
"If you'd prefer, I could use some cream."
"Oh I'm not the doctor, I just replace the tongue depressors!"
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
last one is sweet
ReplyDelete