Saturday, February 28, 2009

Best friends

A guy's best friend is someone who he has probably known since grade school. Someone who has been there for him. Helped him out through tough times. Laughed with him when no no one else thought he was funny, and pulled a lot of stupid shit together.

Now I'm gonna shed some knowledge on you.

What I learned recently is that a girl's best friend is simply just a measure of proximity. If you are friends with girl and you happen to be the closest person to her, you are her best friend at the moment.

So if you happen to be a guy in that situation, you need to capitalize on that opportunity because as soon as she moves into the next room, your chances are shot.

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