A nicely sized bottle of shampoo fell on my pinky toe while I was taking a shower, causing me to scream like a little bitch and bleed a little. This undoubtedly led to every last one of my friends calling me a little bitch as I exited the shower.
What I learned from this incident is that no matter how much blood I would have lost in that situation, my friends would not think twice about the opportunity to hold this one against me.
Now I completely agree with them. If I was in their situation I would obviously do the same thing. However, my pinky toe still hurts like a bitch!
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