Sham Wow!

You know who really pisses me off, the Sham Wow guy, cuz he's a god damn liar. I don't need a sham wow for any purpose what so ever. He's right about one thing though. I do say "wow" every time I see that commercial. Except its not like, "Wow I really need to get me one of them sham wow things." It's more like "Wow, I really need to break that guy's legs in six different places." Or, I can stab him in the chest a few times and then we can see whether the Sham Wow also takes out blood stains. Either way.