Shocking!

Keeping with the infomercial theme, I decided to let you all in on the most shocking one that I've ever seen. If you've never seen or heard about this its definitely worth a read. This must be joke, but its really not.

Personal Massagers
Relax With Pleasure And Ease

3 Sizes To Choose From!

For a relaxing massage any time, anywhere you will love our multi-speed and single speed Personal Massagers. Soothing vibrations penetrate deep to relax and relieve sore, aching muscles. Use to explore and indulge your pleasure points.

• The 7" or 9" feature an easy-twist control delivering a slow and gentle massage to a fast and powerful massage. Use 2 C Batteries in each (not included).
• The 12" provides a single speed pleasure pleasing massage.
  Uses 3 C Batteries (not included).

FREE 4" massager. Very discreet
yet very effective!

Includes

• One 7", 9" or 12" Personal Massager
  (Be Sure To Select Size Above)
• BONUS: 4" Personal Massager

Due to the personal nature of this product we cannot accept returns.