The whole story of Chris Brown putting the smackdown on Rihanna is something I find extremely hilarious. Now, the reason for it was supposedly because she gave him herpes. And I'm pretty sure that when they say herpes they don't mean a couple of cold sores. But anyway the following is the funniest blog post I have ever seen with regards to the story.
"yo bits, dis sit is wakky patakky, nadama sayin? dat bits proly diserrd it, shebe stoopy poopy, giben my mane kris broun a esteedee an sit...watev bits, ida bete her 2 a mozafukn pullpp! KRIS BREZEY FO PREZADINT, U DHIG!?"
Transliterated back into real english this turns into (quoted words could not be translated):
Yo bitch, this shit is "wacky patakky," know what I'm saying? That bitch probably deserved it, she be "stoopy poopy," giving my man Chris Brown an STD and shit... whatever bitch, I would have beat her to a mother fucking pulp! CHRIS BREEZY FOR PRESIDENT, DO YOU DIG!?
I couldn't have said it better myself!
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I would have loved to see your translation of "stoopy poopy."
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