Blackberry pins

Everyone likes to post their new pin as their facebook status when they get a blackberry.

e.g. pin: 24b0d281 (this pin is real, i just copied and pasted it from someone's status)

I have a pin also

pin: 347-387-1669

Feel free to call me on my fuckin' phone!

The Facebook Name

First Name + (insert fake last name so employers can't find you)

You spin my head right round

If you haven't yet realized FLO RIDA is simply FLORIDA split into 2 fake words. Only the best and brightest reside at the top of the rap game.

List of things that aren't funny

1. My job offer for next year calling me up to tell me that I won't be starting until August of 2010 with a salary cut.
2. Looking for a new job
3. Realizing how fucked I am
4. Thinking this is all a dream only to realize over and over again that this is in fact reality

Sham-wow II

Apparently Sham-wow Vince was arrested for beating a hooker. The picture is worth a thousand sham-WOWS.

The Pipe Bomb

I got caught a glimpse of yesterday's Pipe Bomb today and lo and behold, yet another member of our beloved class, Clutch, has shown that he is in no way embarrassed to take his shirt off for Binghamton University. Oddly enough, he wouldn't take off his sunglasses.

Asher Roth

Jewish white college student, turned Jewish white rapper rapping about being a college student. Up is the only direction I'm seeing!